Språkblomster a la Solberg

"I had a stop in the start"
"I had to go off the road, to save the car"
"It wåss dæven døtte meg close ass..vell vell, vi have to see how the rest of the race go"
"I drove over the hill"
"I`m driving round the corner, and crash in the christmas tree."
"It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell"
"I had bad pigs in my dekk"
"It was a moose in the engine"
"but but, it is't only only you know"
"It wåss so møch dog on the window"
"When i keim around the kårner, it all went to Hælvette"
"The car understyrt ænd i was going strait fram"
"I just take full fart and Drive"
"It all went to hell in a verry crap svin